They say it's grim up north, but we all know it's insanely glorious (and cheap!) so the only explanation must be a sighting of good ol' Death wearing a flat cap and someone just, well, assumed he had a penchant for t'North, right?

You can't really blame him, I guess. Spending all day shepherding souls to the afterlife, why wouldn't our favourite psychopomp want to spend his down time in the land of cheap beer, rolling hills, and the best regional accents in the world?

This "It's Grim Up North" iron on patch measures 6cm X 8.5cm and comes displayed on a backing card.